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One From Heidi For all You Ass Fans Out There

You know who you are. Don’t deny it. There’s nothing wrong with being a fan of the posterior. I’m a boob man myself but butts are nice too. It takes all kinds to make a village.

I honestly don’t know if there’s anything specifically wrong with Heidi Montag’s ass cheeks in these photos, but I do [...]

Random Hotness - I Want To Move To Lima

I’ve been a little harsh on supermodel Adriana Lima lately, especially when comparing her to Victoria’s Secret newest Angel Doutzen Kroes, so here I am trying to make amends with these smoking hot photos of her “VS Wish Fragrance” ads. Unfortunately it’s not working because no matter how smoking hot Lima looks, I still think [...]

Paris Hilton Got a Boob Job?

After much sailing around the globe accompanied by her boy toy, Paris Hilton is back stateside, and last night she appeared in public for the first time since her homecoming, going to a restaurant for dinner.

Obviously even sex-crazed celebrities have to eat, so that’s no news. The fact that Paris Hilton’s boobs are twice the [...]

Marisa Miller Is Queen of The Bikini Pictures

It’s no secret that Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women on the entire planet, but every once in a while you might need a little reminder. Thankfully, we have Victoria’s Secret around to point out this fact with some very sexy Marisa Miller bikini pictures. Yes, they’re just catalogue pictures, not quite the [...]

Heidi Klum Topless Pictures are Very Alluring

I posted some pictures yesterday of Heidi Klum nude from Allure Magazine but they were so good that I thought they were worth a second look. So here, take a second look! (It’s my blog and I can publish whatever I want so go suck a toe!)

Click on the image above to see more revealing [...]

Holly Madison -- Better Than Green Beer!

Playboy Playmate Holly Madison squeezed into a tiny outfit, played beer pong and hung out with a leprechaun for St. Patrick’s Day … and bless her for it.

Madison’s revealing celebration went down at O’Sheas Casino in Las Vegas.

Sandra Bullock should probably get tested

Because Jesse James banged this without a condom.

I’m not saying all women with tattoos who fuck married man have VD, but I’m also not saying “You just got Blind Sided!” hasn’t become the proper medical term for genital warts. Don’t you agree?

Stephanie Seymour in a bikini – Lots of cleavage, little bit of nipple

Here’s former supermodel Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts yesterday looking pretty damn good for whatever depressing age she is. (I’m afraid to Google it.) She also flashed some nipple which is exciting only if a blurry areola combined with the unsexiest face to make at the time is your thing. I’m more of a drunken [...]