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EMI For Sale!

This is HUGE!

Due to financial difficulties, the EMI record label may be sold to Warner Music Group within the year.

“I would auction off the music publishing business and dump the recorded music business to Warner,” said analyst Michael Nathanson when asked about possible scenarios for the company.

According to another analyst at Standard & Poor’s Equity [...]

Katherine Heigl goes black and other news

- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip]

- Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: “Bitch, I will cut you.” [Dlisted]

- Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin’s career. [PopEater]

- Kelly Ripa keeps her Penis Button covered on Letterman. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus is deeper than you which explains all the [...]

Mel Gibson — Malibu Retreat for Sale

Mel Gibson’s divorce can be your gain — provided you have an extra $14.5 million to spend.

Mel has put his 5,403 sq. foot property on the market, guest house included. All told you’re looking at nine bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, and a guaranteed passage to heaven.

Pretty good deal if you ask us.

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Tiger Woods Won’t Gamble With His Image

Tiger Woods just blew off a $75 million dollar endorsement offer from an Irish gambling company — and that is how you know you’re rich.

The company, PaddyPower.com, claims the deal would have spanned five years — but Tiger just wouldn’t take the bait.

Woods — who was dumped by several major sponsors since the sex scandal [...]

Katy Perry Won’t Share With Russell Brand?

Today Russell Brand was photographed grabbing a taxi ride to the gym. Around the same time, a truck load of home gym equipment was being delivered to Katy Perry’s house.

So, either Katy doesn’t want to share her new home gym with her fiance OR maybe she’s surprising him??? Maybe she had the delivery scheduled for [...]

Michelle Rodriguez Knows How To Keep Her Gay Under Wraps!

All she needs is a hog and a beer gut!!!

Dykon wacktress Michelle Rodriguez look especially butch-licious as stomped around Beverly Hills yesterday, most likely looking for some skulls to crack!!!

We especially LOVE the hat! What’s that say, ‘unstoppable?’

We agree!! Your refined sophistication IS unstoppable, Michelle!

We’re going to christen you the modern day Elizabeth Bennett!! Keira [...]

Octo-Mom May Be No Longer!

Octo-Mom may need to pop on her creative thinking cap, and fast!

Because game developers Super Happy Fun Fun are days away from trademarking the name Octo-Mom!!!

The company has developed an iPhone game with the same moniker as Nadya’s that involves shooting behbehs out of OctoCrazy’s vag and into the arms of waiting mothers!

Super Happy Fun [...]

Kim Kardashian's implants and other news

- Robert Pattinson works the talk show circuit. No allergic reactions to vagina yet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Douglas might’ve neglected his son Cameron. [PopEater]

- Amy Winehouse has money for a house? How the fuck… [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson is doing it wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jude Law took his lawyer to meet his bastard daughter. [...]

Kim Kardashian Picks Up New $4.8 Mil Pad

Carl’s Jr. salads must be selling by the truckload — ’cause Kim Kardashian just scored a new $4.8 million mansion.

Sources tell TMZ that Kim’s new pad is a Mediterranean villa located in Beverly Hills. The house has 5 bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms, a grand two-story entry, formal living room and dining room — each with [...]