It’s very rare to get someone as busy as Angelina Jolie to sit down for a tell-all interview, but Vanity Fair managed the task and is featuring the mega star in their latest issue.

The interview is very telling, from what Angie thinks of Brad Pitt’s annoying beard to getting pregnant again. Angie also admits that retiring from acting maybe just around the corner for her as having her children and her family have made her realize that acting is “not the most important thing in my life.”

One real hot button topic she touches upon is why she and Brad haven’t made it down the aisle. Angie insists that they are “already” married, not legally of course, but through their children have forged a bond for life:

“Children are clearly a commitment, a bigger commitment [than marriage]. It’s for life.”

When asked to describe the Brangelina brood, she says:

“Mad’s a real intellectual, which I can take no credit for genetically. He’s great at school, great at history. He feels like he could be a writer or travel the world and learn about places and things. Zahara’s got an extraordinary voice and is just so elegant and well spoken. Shiloh’s hysterically funny, one of the goofiest, most playful people you’ll ever meet. Knox and Viv are classic boy and girl. She’s really female. And he’s really a little dude.”

Cute! We love seeing what little Shiloh will do or wear next!

Here are some of the other highlights:

On Brad with the kids:
“I keep telling Brad he owes me. He’s had a few months off in one of the most beautiful cities in the world with the children. And he’s such an artist and goes to the stone yards and the art exhibits, and loves being in such a cultural place.”
On a potential Mr. & Mrs. Smith sequel:
“People have tried. And it’s strange: do we have kids in the movie? We’ve thought about that, but it becomes personal now that we actually have kids. And if we work on it, we pull from our own life, which is funny to us, but you feel strange sharing too much. We did ask somebody to look into Mr. & Mrs. to see if they could crack a sequel, but there wasn’t anything original. It was just, Well, they’re going to get married, or they’ve got kids, or they get separated. Never great.”
On co-starring again with Brad:
“I’d love to. We’ve talked about it. We’d have to figure out who’s going to watch the kids, but it’s really about finding the right thing, because we’ve looked. When you’re a couple, there are certain things people don’t want to see you do. It becomes too indulgent, too personal. I don’t think people want to see people who are really together intimate on-screen. Maybe we have to play bad guys that try to kill each other, so it’s just fun and aggressive, not dealing with some man-woman deal.”

Whenever the day comes that she does do another movie with her hubby, the box-office will be eternally grateful.

Sources are claiming that the director of Wanted, Timur Bekmambetov, is looking to replace Angelina Jolie‘s character with none other than Kristen Stewart for the sequel!

WTF?

Despite her character’s death in the first one, Bekmambetov had previously stated that he wanted to resurrect her in some capacity for round two. However, Angie has now reportedly pulled out due to scheduling conflicts and money disputes, so they’re now reworking the plot to have a young lip biting, marble-mouthed female assassin accompany James McAvoy on all his overly-stylized, bullet-curving adventures!

BARF.

To be fair, girlfriend could probably use a badass female character after all the damage she’s done to feminism playing the most pathetic, needy girl in all the world, Bella!

Not to mention that all Angie did in the original movie was stand around silently and shoot at things, so it would pretty effing hard for KStew to fuck it up. But we know she would somehow!

No production date has been set for this, nor KStew’s next disaster – the craptastic, freaky-as-shit conclusion to the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn – so time will certainly tell if any of this actually becomes a reality.

Let’s keep our finger’s crossed that it doesn’t!

What do U think?? Would U want to see Stewie Puss Puss in Wanted 2?

Or does this idea suit you better?

After an eternity of rumored break-ups and meltdowns, it seems Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to embark on the path to true misery – they’re planning to get married.

The couple met while filming ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ in 2005, when Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston. The connection was instant and things have just blossomed from there. But after five years as a couple the children are now asking for more;

“First it was Maddox, who has begged them to tie the knot for years,” an insider tells OK. “Lately, Shiloh and Zahara have been joining in, and Pax thinks it would be the coolest thing ever to be a ring bearer.”

Maddox is eight. How clued in is this kid??

But all this can come as no shock to the pair – Even Angie could see the day when awkward questions would come;

“Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage; Children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards,” she told reporters. “But it will be the kids who ask us to get married. They’ll see films and start asking questions like, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?’ ”

One snag – Both Brad and his lady have made their support for same-sex marriage very clear, and previously announced they would not consider getting married “until it’s legal for everybody.” It still isn’t in most states, so what do they do?

It’s well known the couple are deeply attached to their children, so will they put parental indulgence above a moral position and get married regardless? [If that's really their plan.] Let’s hear your input?…

After an eternity of rumored break-ups and meltdowns, it seems Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to embark on the path to true misery – they’re planning to get married.

The couple met while filming ‘Mr and Mrs Smith’ in 2005, when Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston. The connection was instant and things have just blossomed from there. But after five years as a couple the children are now asking for more;

“First it was Maddox, who has begged them to tie the knot for years,” an insider tells OK. “Lately, Shiloh and Zahara have been joining in, and Pax thinks it would be the coolest thing ever to be a ring bearer.”

Maddox is eight. How clued in is this kid??

But all this can come as no shock to the pair – Even Angie could see the day when awkward questions would come;

“Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage; Children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards,” she told reporters. “But it will be the kids who ask us to get married. They’ll see films and start asking questions like, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?’ ”

One snag – Both Brad and his lady have made their support for same-sex marriage very clear, and previously announced they would not consider getting married “until it’s legal for everybody.” It still isn’t in most states, so what do they do?

It’s well known the couple are deeply attached to their children, so will they put parental indulgence above a moral position and get married regardless? [If that's really their plan.] Let’s hear your input?…

While implying Katie Holmes is expecting when she’s clearly not, the wordsmiths at OK! at least had the decency not to say “pregnant” or issue blatant lies.

Star had no such reservations about Angelina Jolie.

The celebrity gossip tabloid’s new issue claims the actress is three-months pregnant with baby #7, a report her rep took 12 seconds to deem “totally false.”

They even accused her of morning sickness. Eww. The nerve of some people. Jolie’s rep had no comment about her being a psycho control break, BT-Dubs.

Right now, it’s all about quality time between the six real Jolie-Pitt kids and their grandparents as Brad’s parents are staying with the family in Venice.

Angelina continues to shoot The Tourist with Johnny Depp, who Star will likely say is the father the next time it decides to impregnate Angie. Watch.

Johnny Depp was spotted yet again in Venice, Italy while filming on set for his latest flick with Angelina Jolie, The Tourist.

This time around Depp was seen handcuffed to a Motoscafo boat on the Grand Canal.

As for Angie, she’s still looking incredibly hot as ever.

We’re getting excited for the movie. Let’s hope it’s not a bomb.

Being cast as a villain in the tabloids all those years must have provided some training ground.

Angelina Jolie is in talks to star as Maleficent, the evil fairy godmother from Sleeping Beauty, in a new live-action version of the Disney classic, which would be retold from the baddie’s perspective.

Guess working with Johnny Depp is all the recommendation Tim Burton needs. However, the Alice in Wonderland director—who continues to prove just how adept he is at reworking classic fairy tales—has a much more tenuous involvement in the project and, per the Los Angeles Times, has yet to decide whether to take on the movie. It’s also unclear whether Jolie’s interest hinges on his own.

In any case, it would mark one of the few family-friendly films in the family-collecting actress’s career (fighting pandas and sharks and bosomy video game vixens excepted). We think Jolie would be positively bewitching.

Sure to add appeal to one lucky bidder’s collection, Angelina Jolie’s earliest modeling photographs are going up for sale next week.

According to reports, the photographs are being sold by auction house ‘Profiles in History’ as part of their Original Vintage Glamour Photography sale on March 26 and 27.

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As for the Jolie shots, the Hollywood star was just 15-years-old when the racy collection of pictures were snapped by photographer Harry Langdon.

In the set, Angelina appears in the black and white pictures with slicked back wet hair, on all fours in a bikini and clad in a leopard print dress.

Also being sold are pictures of a young George Clooney, Drew Barrymore, Kirsten Dunst, Teri Hatcher, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann-Margret, Halle Berry, Cher, Diana Ross, Will Smith, Rock Hudson and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Pretty much what I just said in the headline, but with more words. Via the Daily Mail:

It is alleged the pair first had a brief fling after she starred in the video for the Rolling Stones’ 1997 song Anybody Seen My Baby?, while she was still married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller.
And it is claimed they enjoyed a second affair six years later in 2003, while the womanising rocker was with his latest lover L’Wren Scott. On this occasion it is claimed the two were seen going back to Jagger’s room at the Oriental hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

Oh, well, if they were in Thailand, then they were definitely fucking because, seriously, that’s the only reason to even go to Thailand. Rush Limbaugh and a coven of young boys know what I’m talking about. In the meantime, these allegations are from a new tell-all book which also claims Angelina was cheating on Brad Pitt when they first met:

Paul also claims that Angelina was sleeping with Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes and ex-husband Miller when she met Brad Pitt in 2004.
She also says that Jolie was dating Irish actor Colin Farrell, 33, for four months after meeting him on the set of 2004 film, Alexander.

So basically Angelina Jolie is the white Tiger Woods. With a vagina. At this point, I could claim I had sex with her during her hot years, and mathematically, you’d have no choice but to believe me. Because it’s true and now I know what it means to hear dolphins cry. Or some sort of nonsensical saying that translates to me caressing a boob.

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