- Robert Pattinson works the talk show circuit. No allergic reactions to vagina yet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Michael Douglas might’ve neglected his son Cameron. [PopEater]

- Amy Winehouse has money for a house? How the fuck… [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson is doing it wrong. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jude Law took his lawyer to meet his bastard daughter. Hope somebody scrapbooked that. [Huffington Post]

- Courtney Love and Lily Allen having a grown-up argument. On Twitter. [TheFABlife]

- J-Woww and Kim Kardashian really do have a lot in common now that I’m staring directly at it. [StarPulse]

- Tim Burton must’ve paid a lot for this. [Just Jared]

- Bill Cosby flips out on his publicist. [Bossip]

- Kirstie Alley cut one of her toes off. Let’s be honest. [The Blemish]

- Jennifer Lopez does Rihanna. [Amy Grindhouse]

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The Top Ten Celebrity Boob Jobs:

(You can click on any of the images to see a larger version, and believe me, your’e gonna want to see larger versions of some of these puppies.)

1. Nicole Richie

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Size-zero Nicole Richie got breast implants in late 2006! Her simple life may just have gotten a little more complicated. Not only has The Enquirer confirmed Nicole’s breast augmentation with a well-placed source, ivillage writes, “but a leading doctor who examined photos of her agrees there is no doubt what’s behind Nicole’s sudden growth spurt.” And what a growth spurt it has been! Richie wanted to round out her stick-thin figure and she certainly has succeeded. The Enquirer also said, “The effect has been amazing. She looks great and feels great (mind if I have a feel?) And her new boobs have given her more confidence than she’s ever had before.

2. Britney Spears

Oops! She did it again! Pop star, dancer, and social misfit Britney Spears had a breast augmentation in 2000 following the success of her debut album. It is rumored that Spears later removed her implants and replaced them with smaller-sized implants. This rumor surfaced after pictures showed the pregnant mother with noticeably smaller implants than previous photos. The singer has always denied her first set of implants, though former breast-implanted Sally Kirkland (who has since removed her implants) claimed in 2005 that she knows Britney’s surgeon. Sally reportedly said, “I happen to know Britney Spears’ breast-implant doctor, and I just hope she does not breastfeed. Because if she does, she could give her baby so many future health problems. “Britney has also been linked to other plastic surgery rumors, including a nose job and fat-reduction Lipodissolve treatments that she allegedly did to trim her size following child birth.

3. Hilary Swank

While some believe Hilary Swank is naturally busty, others believe she had a breast augmentation sometime after the release of her breakout film “Boys Don’t Cry”. Photos of Hilary Swank throughout the last decade show her sometimes looking quite flat but then in more recent photos growing in the bust area. Whether this is simply due to Hilary having hidden her assets earlier in her career is uncertain. But, it’s just hard to believe that an actress so frequently associated with a boyish figure has always had these breasts concealed underneath her clothes. Dr. Youn told Make Me Heal that he believes Hilary Swank may have had breast implants following her breakup with Chad Lowe: “After her much-publicized breakup with husband Chad Lowe, Hilary Swank appears to have gotten a breast augmentation.“ Youn says, “People who have recently ended a long-term relationship quite often undergo plastic surgery. For many of them, it symbolizes a new beginning, or a transformation into a new person.” Youn adds caution, saying that “For others, it may be an unfortunate attempt to gain attention in order to “woo“ the person back.“ While we don’t think that Swank thought twice about going back with Chad Lowe, we can think of other stars who on the “rebound” decided to pick up a set of new boobs. “Either way, plastic surgery is something that must be taken seriously, as it is not the same as getting a new hairstyle,” says Youn.

4. Kellie Pickler

Celebrities are humble these days, especially when the topic turns to plastic surgery. It is no different for one Kellie Pickler of American Idol, who got breast implants which she showed off in a return performance on American Idol in March of 2007. Since her appearance on the show, Pickler has, surprise surprise, denied having a breast augmentation. It is a good thing Pickler may have had a change of heart and has semi-admitted to have the breast implants in a televised interview. The singer has also said that she is open to having plastic surgery in the future once the signs of aging appear. “I’m all for it. When I’m older I’m getting everything sucked, tucked and cut off,” Pickler said. We just hope that next time she won’t be so quick to tell it off.

5. Jessica Simpson

So did she or didn’t she? Jessica Simpson is the frequent subject of rumors about having a breast augmentation, but this rumor is not confirmed. Simpson has flatly denied rumors of her having breast implants, saying that her breasts are naturally large. In the upcoming August issue of Bazaar, Jessica says “I’ve had none [plastic surgery]. But you know, my boobs are real.” As for the incessant rumors that Jessica Simpson had other surgeries such as liposuction and facial implants, Jessica Simpson says “People have said that I’ve had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I’m photographed every day of my life and have never worn bandages or anything, so how could that be right?” However, the woman behind such great pipes has expressed interest in having a breast lift in the future should her large breasts begin to sag. She took a step forward in confessing her secret by admitting that she has no problem going under the knife if her breasts head south when she gets older. The pop singer told More Magazine, “If my boobs ended up hanging round my waist, then I’d definitely get them pulled up!” As for having surgery on her face, Jessica says: “I’d never have anything done to my face. I like it the way it is.” Simpson adds, “I’m proud of my figure, but if I’m having an off day I’ll just throw on a trenchcoat and heels and go out.” Given the imminent migration of Simpson’s breasts at some point in her life, we can count on seeing Jessica with a breast lift and maybe some spanking new implants in the future. Plastic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn confirmed in a statement to Make Me Heal his belief that Jessica Simpson had a breast augmentation long ago before her career started flying, saying “People have been asking about Jessica for some time now, and I believe she has had a breast augmentation in the distant past, but not recently.” Commenting on the fluctuations in her breast size, Dr. Youn adds, “Her breasts seem to change shape depending on what type of bra she is wearing. If it’s a push-up bra, she has the round appearance of implants, if it’s not push-up the breasts look more natural.” So there you have it. Her breasts look good, in any style!

Fake, but who cares?

6. Salma Hayek

There has always been much speculation about whether Salma Hayek’s breasts are real or fake. Well, let’s see. Hayek has nabbed the In Touch Magazine award for having the #3 best breasts in Hollywood. Her breasts seem to have gotten, for lack of a better word, gi-normous, in the last few years and are now typically seen peeping out of every dress or gown she wears out, that is, if breasts could peep. Salma’s breasts appear to have grown from small C-cups to porn-size double D-cups. While some people attribute the growth in her bust to weight gain, this claim appears unfounded as only implants can create such a dramatic change. Regardless, Salma Hayek still looks stunning and is forever the great actress for her portrayal of Frida Kahlo. That will never change.

7. Pamela Anderson

Look up “Breast Implants” in the dictionary and you will see a picture of Pamela Anderson. She shot to fame after appearing in Playboy pictorials in the early 1990s with massive breasts. Anderson later shocked everyone by removing her breast implants in 1999. How would Anderson’s fame be maintained without her implants? That was the question on everyone’s minds at the time. The answer? She re-breasted herself in 2004 to her old mega breast proportions, and strutted her stuff topless in Playboy, Stuff, and GQ magazines. Nice one! Then, in January 2005, Anderson confirmed the earlier rumor that she got new breast implants and explained that the reason that she got a breast augmentation again was because she did not feel like herself without them. Well, d-oh! It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to tell you that! Anderson added that the new breast implants were bigger than her old ones. Anderson’s implants are largely credited for helping start the whole breast implant craze in America and she has recently been cited in newspapers as a major reason why Australian women are rushing to get mega-size implants (does that make her the mother of breast implants?)

8. Christina Aguilera

The pop singer has really grown up from her days on Mickey Mouse Club, and along with that, her bust. In fact, Christina Aguilera’s breast augmentation is rumored to have boosted her from A cups to C cups. Plastic surgeon Dr. Youn told Make Me Heal that “She does appear to have had a breast augmentation in the past, which has assisted in creating her more mature, adult look. She has recovered from the more “Dirrty” image of a few years ago, partly because her breast implants are not too big for her body.” Nice work!

9. Halle Berry

Though the actress denies it, “No, I haven’t. But that’s one thing I’ll never say never about, because I don’t know,” (when talking about plastic surgery) Halle Berry seems to be sporting a bigger bust. Berry is rumored to have gotten 36C sized breast implants earlier in her career. Adding on to the subject of plastic surgery, actress Berry said, “I hope I will evolve as a person who realizes it’s really not about my physical appearance and not be drawn to that seductive knife.” Though Berry appears to be a closet-plastic surgery fan who publicly denounces going under the knife, she has admitted to being willing to undergo it in the future if she really needs it. She seems to have forgotten that she also had a nose job a while back.

10. Jennifer Love Hewitt

According to a Make Me Heal poll, this babe got 34% of the votes, which puts her at the top of the Top 10 list. No kidding! Jennifer Love Hewitt is only rumored to have breast implants, though, as it is not certain whether she has a naturally large bust or not. From Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Oscar dress to a recent bra commercial, there is evidence of breast augmentation everywhere in the public eye. Yet, she denies ever getting breast implants done. According to some people, her huge boobs may be attributed to her weight gain. Sometimes when a woman gains weight, her boobs increase in size as well. A close up of her body in that area certainly reveals a full and copious C-cup chest. But the rest of her body has not really gotten fat at all. This weight gain explanation doesn’t add up.

While the actress has denied having plastic surgery, the star loves to flaunt her large breasts and often appears in outfits that highlight her bust. She also admits to making a hobby of checking out websites about her breasts: “I’m fascinated with the Jennifer Love Hewitt breast sites,” says Hewitt. Apparently she goes on these breast sites just to see what to wear. While most celebrities would have a problem with people so focused on a certain body part of theirs, Jennifer is simply amused by the attention her breasts have received, not overwhelmed: “It makes me laugh – there’s a hundred other body parts that I feel completely insecure about and would rather no one ever talked about. So if they focus on breasts, it’s fine with me! My breasts have a career of their own.” In fact, they just might have a career of their own. She is currently considering posing in Playboy, nude. That’s simply great!

Honorable Mentions

The following ladies didn’t end up on the top ten list, but came really close. Here are the Honorable Mentions:

Courtney Cox

Now, we aren’t sure about this one. Courteney Cox is rumored to have had a breast augmentation, but this rumor is unconfirmed. The rumor about Courteney Cox having breast implants has to do with the belief that the actress could not possibly have breasts of her size on her skinny body frame naturally. Therefore she must have had surgery. Additionally, Cox’s breasts have remained perky after having given birth to her daughter Coco. On the other hand, there is a possibility that Courteney’s chest is natural and in proportion to her body size. Therefore, if Cox did get a breast augmentation, it is a subtle change that makes it difficult to determine if Courteney Cox definitively had a breast augmentation. What an elusive case! So what’s the verdict? You be the judge.

Carmen Electra

Former “Baywatch” babe and Playboy Playmate Carmen Electra increased her bust size from 32B to a 36C, after her then-boyfriend B-Real of Cypress Hill purchased breast implants for her. Carmen Electra’s breast implants are in proportion to her body, as she has avoided trying to compete with the implants of fellow Baywatch co-star Pamela Anderson. Carmen’s breasts have been so popular that she has been featured in Playboy magazine four times. Carmen is mixed about her breast implants and confesses “I had nice breasts to begin with. They weren’t the biggest boobs (but) I just think it was really trendy (to have implants) at a certain time and I decided to do it. There’s moments when I think it’s kind of silly and I wish I would’ve just stayed natural.” But her ex-husband Dave Navarro actually wished they were bigger. “He actually wants me to get ‘em bigger but I said no.” It is not hard to believe then, that Electra secretly envies the size of one famous actress’s smaller breasts. And who might this be? Shh! Can’t tell you, but you might not want to tell Jessica Alba either…

There’s your list. Do you have any names to add to the list?

Leave a comment and let me know if I missed any notables. I’m always in search of a good pair of fake boobs.

Are those puppies real!!??

Whether or not critics liked Blake Lively’s new movie, the blond bombshell made sure none of their opinions mattered when she arrived at the film’s private screening in a head-turning ensemble.

Wearing a fitted jacket with a plunging neckline and a pair of short shorts, the “Gossip Girl” star flaunted her best assets at a celebratory event in New York for the drama, “The Private Lives of Pippa Lee.”

The fashion plate’s daring red carpet look comes after reports that she was approached by Victoria Beckham to model the pop star-turned-designer’s next collection of dresses.

According to the Daily Mail, Lively, who is a fan of Posh’s style, convinced the pin-thin celebrity to make a cameo on her hit CW show. Beckham is said to have returned the favor by asking the 22-year-old actress to model her designs.

And speaking of fake boobs . . . It has been buzzed about lately that Blake has recently had breast implants. Take a look at the pictures and let me know what you think. If those puppies are real I’m a monkey’s uncle and if they’re fake then I’m gonna order me  a set out of the Victoria’s Secret catalog! 

What do you think?

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Amy Winehouse recently got a boob job. And is she ever proud of those puppies! See photographic evidence below.

As usual with Wino, a little is not enough. She wants more plastic surgery.

The troubled star and compulsive personality is so pleased with her new £35,000 boobs, enhanced from a 32B to a 32D last month, she wants to run it back!

That’s right, bigger bigger boobs. What’s more, she wants “bum” implants.

A source said: “Amy loves her boobs. She can’t stop touching them and showing them off. (again, see photographic evidence below) She feels womanly again and wants to be curvy like she used to be. She thinks having another op and bum implants will achieve her dream pin-up look.”

Some of you will have noticed that this story has been posted under the category “Courtships and Marriages”. Thats because from all the evidence below it appears that Amy is having a courtship with her own boobs.

 And one more for the road!

Is there any doubt in anybody’s mind now that Amy really does “love her boobs and can’t stop touching them?”

What about you? Do you love Amy Winehouse’s boobs? Do you look forward to seeing her get butt implants as well? Would you ever get breast implants? Would you want your girlfriend/wife/boss/teacher/the girl next door/ your mother to get fake boobs?

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