Below, we reflect on the past seven days in celebrity gossip, news and rumors – and what a week it was. Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review.

Some of the highlights from March 20-26 include …

• Sandra Bullock’s cheating husband Jesse James’ mistresses just keep coming out of the woodwork. First, that Nazi Michelle McGee. Then Melissa Smith, then Brigitte Daguerre, then an unnamed fourth. It’s like he’s a poor man’s …
• Tiger Woods admitted he did pretty bad things. Adult film star Devon James says she was one of them. His friend, Bryon Bell, may have served as his unofficial affair coordinator. No wonder Elin wears a chastity belt made of spikes.
• Michael Jackson bodyguard Alberto Alvarez accused Dr. Conrad Murray of not only hiding Propofol, but stopping CPR on the pop superstar to do so.
• V.P. Joe Biden drops an f-bomb on health care reform.

The classy women of Jesse James keep piling up.

• Following offensive images in a video, Akon is banned by Sir Lanka.
• Crystal Bowersox (obvs) and Lee DeWyze shined on American Idol.
• Only three months early, hype is really starting to build for Eclipse.
  
• Facing foreclosure, Octomom received a timely bailout from PETA.
• Awkward for Jason Trawick: Britney Spears’ mom may move in.
• LOL moment of the week: Heidi Montag wanting to act for real.
• Random Twitter feud of the week: Chris Brown and Soulja Boy.
• Random celeb diss of the week: Justin Bieber to Mariah Carey.

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These hot, gossip-friendly couples are no longer.

• Couple news: Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up, sparking rumors of cheating on his part (January Gessert) and a new man for her (Wayne Bridge). Elsewhere, Jon Gosselin was finally dumped by Morgan Christie.
• Wedding bells: Congratulations, Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher!
• Baby news: None … except for rumors Jay-Z got Beyonce pregnant.
• Police blotter: Jason Wahler was nailed for DUI (again); Suge Knight is wanted for robbing and beating the crap out of Yukmouth; Gilbert Arenas dodged a bullet (eh, eh?) in his weapons case; Police seek missing Ben Roethlisberger footage; Audrina Patridge’s stalker was told to get help

Some of the highlights from March 13-19 include …

• Jesse James has been accused of cheating on Sandra Bullock, who supposedly moved out over the rumors. The woman in question? Michelle McGee, a tattoo model, mother of two, quasi-porn star, and apparent Nazi supporter.
• Tiger Woods announced a return date to golf (April 8), but it was a slew of Tiger Woods text messages he allegedly sent to porn star mistress Joslyn James that made news. We are talking depraved, violent, messed up stuff.
• John Edwards’ mistress, Rielle Hunter, posed for some half-naked GQ pictures. She later said she was “repulsed” by those same half-nude GQ pics. Moron.

Looks like marriage trouble for Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. Trouble by the name of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, a tattoo model, porn star and James’ alleged mistress.

• Heidi Montag briefly hired some psychic “healer” manager nut.
• Omer Bhatti claims to be the parent of Michael Jackson’s kids.
• Crazy Jewish extremists want Bar Refaeli to dump Leo ASAP.
• Adam Lambert appearance of the week: Glamming up Tokyo.
• Awkward Ke$ha comment of the week: Breast-feeding Bieber.
• Siobhan Magnus ruled American Idol; Lacey Brown got booted.
• Miley Cyrus hates her critics … and the Internet … and teen girls, and country music, and Hannah Montana, and Twitter, and celebrity gossip, and …
• Britney Spears and Jason Trawick totally broke up … or are just on and off … or are totally still together, putting on a united front. Who knows anymore!

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These beauties are both back on the market!

• Couple news: Jennifer Love Hewitt nixed the Jamie Kennedy phase; Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split; David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman are engaged; And, like, OMG, Demi Lovato is dating Joe Jonas!
• Baby news: Kevin Costner is expecting baby #7; Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting #2; Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson are pregnant as well.
• Police blotter: DMX is staying in jail (at least until Dr. Drew intervenes); Lady Gaga is being sued; Jason Wahler was arrested; Perez is in more hot water.
• R.I.P.: Guitar legend Alex Chilton passed away, as did actors Peter Graves and Fess Parker. Corey Haim was laid to rest in a private funeral in Canada.

 

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Welcome to The Hollywood  Week in Review, where we take a look back at the past week in celebrity gossip, entertainment news and rumors.

What was your favorite story of the week? Anything in particular stand out or get you fired up? Some highlights from February 27-March 5 include …

• Crystal Bowersox looks poised for a run on American Idol, as do Aaron Kelly and Michael Lynche. The week’s eliminations were mostly on point.
• Jake Pavelka chose Vienna Girardi on The Bachelor finale. They are engaged. Tenley Molzahn? crushed. Ali Fedotowsky? The Bachelorette.
• Oh, and Jake was somehow named to the Dancing with the Stars cast right afterward. Then accused of cheating on Vienna with Tanya Douglas.
• Kate Gosselin will also be on DWTS this season. Jon Gosselin made news this week too, after Hailey Glassman posted this picture on Twitter.

The Bachelor. Dancing with the Stars. West Hollywood. Jake is everywhere.

• Elin Woods is moving back in with Tiger. Admirable or pathetic?
• Adam Lambert revelations of the week, drug use, bi-curiosity.
• Naomi Campbell needs to chill with the phone attacks.
• Same goes for the Jackson kids and stun guns. Yeesh.
• Erica Mongeon (a.k.a. one of the Ikki Twins) is in a coma.
• Ke$ha called out Britney for lip-synching. She makes a point.
• Ben Roethlisberger is accused (but not charged yet) with sexual assault in Georgia. The story is still developing, It’s the second such Ben story.
• Roseanne Barr is apparently still around, and making headlines for comments about Marie Osmand’s deceased son. Like, WTF kind of comments.
• Close second on the WTF scale, but with a far more lucid reason behind his remarks: Sean Penn saying he hopes his critics get rectal cancer. Wow.

Need a good sound bite? Try Roseanne Barr or Sean Penn.

• Baby news: Christina Milian & The-Dream (girl), Keyshia Cole & Daniel Gibson (boy), Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart (girl), Joey Lawrence & wife (girl #2).
• Wedding bells: Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney from The Bachelor married in a monsoon. So did Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese. Well, no monsoon.
• R.I.P.: Michael Blosil, son of Marie Osmond.

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Welcome to Week in Review, where our staff members recap the past week in entertainment news, celebrity gossip and rumors.

Some of the highlights from February 20-26 include …

• Tiger Woods’ mistresses are unmoved by his apology. So are many fans. PETA, on the other hand, just wants to exploit Tiger Woods for publicity.
• Levi Johnston was told to pay support to Bristol Palin, who emerged as the biggest hypocrite ever for trying to cash in on her teen mom status.
• OMG. Robert Pattinson admitted he is dating Kristen Stewart.
• Scott Disick is told to quit sucking. Breath? Not held.
• Star with the most fervent fan base: Adam Lambert.

Adam Lambert: American Idol star. Controversy magnet.

• Racy Olympic photo controversy of the week: Scotty Lago.
• Tabloids, schmabloids. Brangelina is totally back in love.
• Hilarious duet of the week: Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus.
• The Bachelor spoilers hint at a very disappointing ending.
• Same is true of the Rozlyn Papa sex tape, we heard. Speaking of adult home movies, you gotta read this about 50 Cent and his latest hip hop feud.
• Cheating scandal alleged by National Enquirer of the week: Lost star Matthew Fox and Stefani Talbott, an Oregon stripper. Nicole Forrester who!?

Mezghan Hussainy has “completely changed” Simon Cowell.

• Engagement news: Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy just got engaged; Dave Annable is marrying girlfriend Odette Yustman; Seth Green and Clare Grant are getting married; Lorenzo Lamas will supposedly wed Shawna Craig.
• Couple news: Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish, and Mary-Kate Olsen and Nate Lowman split; Carrie Prejean is living in sin; Pixie Lott may be dating Joe Jonas.
• Police blotter: Jacqueline Beems assaulted Ric Flair; Jayson Williams was sentenced to prison; Sarah Trigger (great name) may want to murder Jon Cryer.
• Baby news: Padma Lakshmi and Gary Busey. Not with each other.
• R.I.P.: Former Growing Pains star Andrew Koenig.

Welcome, all, to The  Week in Review, where our staff recaps the wild week in entertainment news, celebrity gossip and rumors that was.

Some of the highlights (and lowlights)  from February 13-19 …

• Tiger Woods stood at a podium and read a carefully-worded apology statement that carried on way, way too long and contained very little of substance. Now he’s going back to sex rehab. His return to golf? Still unknown.
• Sarah Palin took offense to an episode of Family Guy – an equal opportunity offender – that appeared to mock her Down syndrome baby.
• American Idol revealed its top 24 for this spring. Best of luck to Andrew Garcia, Crystal Bowersox, Tyler Grady and the rest vying for stardom!

Worst. Apology. Ever.

• Miley Cyrus is totally not Justin Bieber’s type. Or ours.
• Elton John claims Jesus was gay. Interesting point.
• Jon Gosselin has a small package. Stubby one, too.
• Kristin Cavallari is reportedly coked up and gaunt.
• Tila Tequila announced her retirement. For an hour.
• Olympian Lindsey Vonn is causing quite a sexy stir.
• Two women remain on The Bachelor. One is crazy.
• This was the grossest Valentine’s Day spread ever.

Both of these couples just got engaged!

• Couple news: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged, as are Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie; Rielle Hunter and John Edwards supposedly are but we don’t buy it; Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne have been linked; Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera are a rumored item, as are Akon and Ramona Rey.

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip‘s Week in Review. Here, we recap the wild week in entertainment news, celebrity gossip and rumors. And what a week it was.

Some of the highlights (and lowlights) at THG from February 6-12 …

• Dr. Conrad Murray was finally charged in the death of Michael Jackson. Involuntary manslaughter is the criminal allegation against him.
• A political spat erupted between Sarah Palin and the White House. One person involved in said feud uses crib notes, the other mocks them for it.
• John Mayer used the n-word and acted like a general tool.

John Mayer needs to shut his yap. Ellen’s all good though!

• Ellen DeGeneres was welcomed into the American Idol fold.
• Ali Fedotowsky up and quit The Bachelor … but for how long?!
• Rielle Hunter cheated on John Edwards … with Jeff Goldblum?
• Hailey Glassman said Jon Gosselin has a small penis. Really.
• A plastic Heidi Montag will pose in Playboy again soon. Yawn.
• An alleged pic of Snooki nude surfaced. Whoever it is? Not hot.
• Levi Johnston really needs to get a job (his baby mama says).
• Bill Clinton was hospitalized but is okay after heart surgery.

Snooki, Levi and Heidi: So useless. So naked.

• Couple news: Kyle Boller and Carrie Prejean are engaged; A-Rod and Cameron Diaz were grinding; Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge split; Lady Gaga is dating Matthew Williams; Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler may be back on, Tony Romo and Candice Crawford may be too; Someone’s dating Snooki.
• Police blotter, etc.: Dennis Hopper’s wife wants him dead; Evander Holyfield beat his wife for not putting God first; Real Housewife Tamra Barney is a cheater.
• R.I.P.: Renowned fashion designer Alexander McQueen died at 40 in a possible suicide, while Deadliest Catch Captain Phil Harris passed away at 53.

Welcome, celebrity news fans around the world, to Hollywood Week in Review. Here, we take a look back at some of the top stories of the past week.

Some of the highlights (and lowlights) from January 23-29 …

• Despite amazing new scandal details and reports that he is a freak in the sack, it’s looking more and more like Tiger and Elin Woods will remain married.
• John Edwards’ former aide says he made a sex tape with Rielle Hunter and wanted his mistress to get an abortion. No wonder Elizabeth kicked him out.
• You Might Want to Rethink That Word Choice Award: Former NBA player Paul Shirley and MSNBC commentator Chris Matthews share that fine honor.
• The dust from the late night wars is settling, but the spin remains. Jay Leno played the victim on Oprah, while Jimmy Kimmel blatantly took him to task.

Jay Leno is still being called out over the Tonight Show fiasco.

• Rumors of Brangelina’s split escalated so much that their camp actually refuted one. Tabloids unanimously conspired to break them up later in the week.
• Tila Tequila called out THG personally for its coverage of her Twitter feud with Kelly Osbourne, then sold an alleged ultrasound photo to Radar Online.
• Fans of American Idol really loved Andrew Garcia (and Katy Perry as a guest judge) in Los Angeles; Fans of The Bachelor really hated Vienna Girardi.
• Lady Gaga addressed those hermaphrodite rumors and more.
• TMI Twitter pic of the week: Greg Oden nude. Really Greg?
• This Tim Tebow Super Bowl ad is already sparking debate.
• The day of reckoning for Dr. Conrad Murray is imminent.

Heidi Montag v. 3.0 and the cute girl who used to star on The Hills.

• Heidi Montag’s haters have attacked her recent plastic surgery in full force. Admitting you had 10 procedures in one day as a career move? Bad PR.
• Police blotter: Andy Dick was charged with sexual assault and Gary Coleman for domestic violence; Adrian Pasdar got a DUI; Steven Jackson may have beaten his GF; Javaris Crittenton pleaded guilty to gun charge; Chris Jericho was bombed.
• Baby news: Bo Bice’s wife is expecting; Octomom’s kids turned one; Will Ferrell and wife had their third; Matthew McConaughey debuted baby Vida.
• R.I.P.: J.D. Salinger, Jasmine Anema, and Daniel Kerrigan (father of Nancy).

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Some of the highlights (and lowlights) from the last seven days …

• Brangelina donated $1 million to Haitian earthquake relief efforts. George Clooney and Madonna have also been active. You can be too here.
• One of the most dubious train wrecks in recent TV history is unfolding at NBC, where Jay Leno is now poised to reclaim his Tonight Show duties.
• They totally hung Conan O’Brien out to dry. The whole situation was summed up perfectly by Jimmy Kimmel trashing Jay … on Jay’s own show.

NBC’s Jay Leno jockeying left Conan O’Brien out in the cold.

• In other ridiculous TV scandal news, The Bachelor booted a hot contestant, Rozlyn Papa, who says the producers lied about the reason and set her up.
• Heidi Montag plastic surgery photos made the rounds, as did her terrible new album, which she humbly compares to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
• Tila Tequila will not shut her yap (or her blog, or her Twitter) since Casey Johnson died. What do you expect from a girl milking a fake relationship?
• Gilbert Arenas pleaded guilty to gun charges.
• So … whataya want from Adam Lambert!
• Ashley Greene is hot. Snooki is not.
• Noah Cyrus … wow, we got nothin’.
• Funniest tabloid cover of the week: Brangelina splitting up for the 186th time in Star. Honorable mention: Sarah and Bristol Palin, with babies, for In Touch.
• Simon Cowell announced that this would be his last season of American Idol. The show’s ninth year kicked off this week, with many potential contenders, such as Jermaine Sellers, making strong impressions on millions of viewers.

Simon Cowell’s departure from American Idol shook up the TV world.

• In baby news, Mark Wahlberg welcomed #4, Claudia Schiffer is pregnant with #3, Yao Ming’s wife is preggers; Katy Perry is not … at least not yet.
• In wedding news, Michael Buble is engaged; So is Colt McCoy; So is Jared the Subway dude; Derek Jeter might be; Fergie and Josh renewed vows.
• In breakup news, Nicole Scherzinger is single, The Shannon Twins dumped Hef; Zachary Levi and Caitlin Crosby split; JT and Jessica Biel may have.
• R.I.P.: Jay Reatard and Teddy Pendergrass.

Welcome, celebrity ‘shippers, to The Hollywood Gossip. Below, we take a look back at the top stories of what was a wild week in entertainment news.

Some of the highlights (and lowlights) from the last seven days included …

• Casey Johnson passed away at age 30. She was a wealthy heiress, Hollywood social staple and recently became the fiancee of Tila Tequila.
• The death of Johnson triggered odd, public feuds between Tila and Nicky Hilton, her ex Courtenay Semel and Johnson’s family members.
• Tila’s most egregious, publicity-crazed display (even for her, and even more than her non-stop Twittering): This sorrowful photo shoot.

Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, passed away at the age of 30. Her fiancee, Tila Tequila, mourned this devastating loss as only she can.

• Howard Stern’s sidekick Artie Lange was hospitalized after a suicide attempt.
• This week on the Tiger Woods rumor mill? Alleged sex romps … with men.
• Brooke Mueller may or may not be a drama queen … and crack addict.
• Obligatory Brangelina gossip of the week: Angie’s jealous rage at Jen!
• Gilbert Arenas was suspended after pulling a gun … in the locker room.
• Reach for the tissues, because Hannah Montana is coming to an end.
• The Bachelor spoilers reveal the winner (allegedly) of this season months in advance, as well as a crew member cheating scandal that was totally fake.

That was fast: Scandal hit The Bachelor one week into the season.

• In baby news, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves welcomed #2!
• In couple news, Vince Vaughn married Kyla Weber; Russell Brand and Katy Perry got engaged; Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are tying the knot; Jane Krakowski is getting married; Jason Castro got hitched; Daniel Gibson proposed to Keyshia Cole (who’s also pregnant); Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko are an item; Matt Kemp and Rihanna are dating!
• In the world of TV: Oprah says she’s dedicating a show to Adam Lambert; Conan O’Brien may be forced out at NBC; The People’s Choice Awards were unveiled.
• R.I.P.: Paula Sladewski, a Playboy model, was killed this week.

Happy New Year!

Reminder, just in case you thought it was 1995 because the headlines are about Charlie Sheen‘s bad behavior, it’s actually 2010.

In fact, our first Week in Review of this fresh new decade is full of menchildren (mendren?), their naughty ways and the women who tolerate them before they empty out their side of the bedroom and secure legal counsel.

So, who caught Two and a Half Men in syndication the other night…?

1. Spotty Sheen: The Heidi Fleiss-era bad boy—more popular than ever now thanks to an overrated hit sitcom, Hollywood’s short memory and his twin sons—did his image no favors by getting arrested in Aspen on Christmas for allegedly assaulting and threatening to kill his wife of nine months, Brooke Mueller, while wielding a knife. Both supposedly want out of their marriage—despite all the love ‘n’ stuff—for various reasons. Sheen is one of the highest paid sitcom stars aroud. If you were in Muellers’ shoes, would your prenup suffice? Then again, she doesn’t exactly have a spotless record, either. Oh, if only walls, or Denise Richards, could talk…

2. The Odd Couple: Not one to slink down the totem pole of douches dudes behaving shadily, Jon Gosselin blamed Hailey Glassman for trashing his (or their?) NYC apartment. The apparently over-it 22-year-old says all she did was take the TV and a few other things that belonged to her on her way out and did not leave the place torn asunder. Even though Hailey claims Jon pushed her during a fight and Jon’s attorney has threatened Hailey with jail, the mature, rational adults are currently trying to work out their differences.

3. Fallout Boy: Tiger Woods lost another multimillion-dollar sponsorship, his third since he crashed his clown car and 12 alleged girlfriends rolled out. But look on the bright side, Tiger: AT&T isn’t the only carrier with good unlimited-texting plans. (And for the record: Unfortunately, it was indeed Tiger Woods in Florida that night. He wasn’t in Arizona like that hoax email suggested.)

3. Schadenfreude: Rush Limbaugh was hospitalized after having chest pains while on vacation in Hawaii. Some of you actually rejoiced. Funny world we live in.

4. Bridge to Nowhere: The Palins and Johnstons are at it again. This time Bristol and Levi are battling over custody of their son Tripp.

5. Winter TV Wonderland: Life will go on after the demise of The Tyra Show. Watch With Kristin is counting down the top 10 can’t-miss season premieres coming your way in the new year. First, tell us what returning series you’re most excited about—Lost, American Idol, Damages, Ice Road Truckers…Then vote for your fave fabulous female on the small screen. The competition is heating up, and only one woman will be on top when all is said and done.

6. Bada-$#&@!: Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi had a few choice words—none of them printable—for Dominos Pizza, which pulled its ads from MTV’s Jersey Shore because of…well…the content of Jersey Shore.

7. Fairytale Ending: Turns out Taylor Swift won’t be riding off into the sunset on the back of Taylor Lautner‘s white horse. Jude Law and Sienna Miller, not to mention Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli, may still have a chance, though.

 8. Errata: New Moon was practically one big mistake. As was 17 Again, although you probably didn’t have to tell Matthew Perry that.

 9. Malfeasance: The police chief involved in the break-in at SJP‘s surrogate’s house got prison time…Mike Tyson was cleared in his November pap fracas…Roman Polanski is touched by all the support since his September arrest.

10. Odds ‘n’ Ends: Get to know Rosie O’Donnell‘s new ladyfriend…Check out Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby boy…Chris Robinson‘s populating his new nest…Hélio Castroneves welcomed a daughter…Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart are having a girl…Van Morrison was hacked and therefore did not have a baby…Kudos to Ellen and Tim from PETA…Thriller was made even more historic…R.I.P., Jimmy Sullivan of Avenged Sevenfold…Brittany Murphy‘s death certificate was released.