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Because hush money doesn’t go as far as it used to these days, Joslyn James has launched an entire website dedicated to posting text messages she supposedly received from Tiger Woods during their affair. Here’s just a couple samples from Tiger’s alternate personality who apparently has a PhD in anal sex:
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Considering Joslyn James’ entire family has labeled her a pathological liar, I’m almost 90% certain she’s just re-posting dialog from her latest porn and waiting for a giant check. Although TMZ has a convincing theory to the contrary. And if it is true, I want to know how the hell we lost the greatest erotic writer of our time to the most boring sport known to man. It’s like a master chef deciding he wants to reheat oatmeal for a living.
For “more revealing” pictures of Joslyn engaged in her “profession, click here.
You know who you are. Don’t deny it. There’s nothing wrong with being a fan of the posterior. I’m a boob man myself but butts are nice too. It takes all kinds to make a village.
I honestly don’t know if there’s anything specifically wrong with Heidi Montag’s ass cheeks in these photos, but I do know just posting them here will make her drop another small fortune on surgeries until she looks like a bleached Kim Kardashian or strokes out trying. On that note, I’ll be mentally preparing myself for Heidi looking like Robocop in five years and me still wanting to touch her boobs. (You can’t fight destiny.)
I’ve been a little harsh on supermodel Adriana Lima lately, especially when comparing her to Victoria’s Secret newest Angel Doutzen Kroes, so here I am trying to make amends with these smoking hot photos of her “VS Wish Fragrance” ads. Unfortunately it’s not working because no matter how smoking hot Lima looks, I still think Kroes blows her out of the water. Sorry Adriana, I tried.
For more great pictures of Adriana (including some “more revealing” pics click here.
Following Tuesday night’s American Idol performances, and given how average a lot of them were, it isn’t surprising to see Lacey Brown go on last night’s results show.
The pastor’s daughter from Texas got no love from the judges or the fans for her cover of “Ruby Tuesday,” landing in the bottom three with Tim Urban and Paige Miles.
Urban would’ve been equally deserving of a pink slip, but this isn’t The Bachelor, where they make up rules on the fly. One stays, one goes. Nice knowing you, Lacey.
Ryan announced the return of the “Judges Save” option, allowing the esteemed panel to reverse decisions if fans really, really screw up, but it was not used on Brown.
Instead, she sang farewell to her attempt at stardom with Brandi Carlile’s “The Story,” an emotional track prominently featured on Grey’s Anatomy a few seasons ago.
Lacey Brown bids American Idol farewell.
If Brown and her bottom three cohorts underscored anything, it was how dramatic the dropoff is in talent from the top handful to the rest of the pack.
Here’s how we see the remaining finalists, grouped into tiers …
The Contenders
Crystal Bowersox
Siobhan Magnus
Michael Lynche
Casey James
Should Hang Around Awhile
Didi Benami
Lee DeWyze
Andrew Garcia
Bottom Three Calling Any Day Now
Paige Miles
Aaron Kelly
Katie Stevens
Tim Urban
TOP 11: Who will be the next to go on American Idol?
James removed his Twitter page and Bullock pulled out of a movie premiere after rumors of his infidelity were broken yesterday by In Touch. As for the other woman?
A tattoo model, whatever that is, Michelle McGee is listed on SoCalGlamourGirls.com. There, for a fee, subscribers can see her on webcam or chat with her online.
“I am the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on webcam. Come have a hot, steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video,” her bio says.
Gross. Although it looks like Jesse James obliged.
The site says it’s a place for “sexy live video chats” and “discreet affairs w/all American Girls!” Maybe James, who wasn’t so discreet, should have gone this route.
This isn’t to say Michelle “Bombshell McGee” doesn’t have other ambitions.
“With all these tats, you might think I was a big partier,” she writes. “Sure, I get really wild in the sack with my men, but I’m actually a graduate student in college looking around for the right sugardady [sic] to teach me and be my sexy mentor.”
“If you like big boobs and tattoos, mine will be the perfect fit.”
Michelle McGee also stripped at Larry Flint’s Hustler Club before being fired.
She is currently a featured stripper (by the name Avrey) at San Diego’s Pure Platinum Kearny Mesa club, but has not been in to work in the last few days.
Wonder why.
To top it all off, the model is also a mother of two grade school-aged children. “She was really quiet and a nice girl,” a former landlord of McGee’s reports.
“She had two kids and she didn’t have a lot of visitors.” Not even Jesse James stopping by for a quickie? Oh, that’s right, they only had sex at his place.
TMZ has learned one of Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistresses is going public with his text messages to her, as well as other revealing items, proclaiming, “It’s time to tell the truth about Tiger.”
We’re told porn star Joslyn James will release a ton of stuff at 11 AM ET — including scores of never-before-seen text messages from Tiger — on the website www.sextingjoslynjames.com.
Joslyn acquired the domain name two weeks ago.
To see some “very revealing” pictures of Joslyn click here
Musicman Andrew Lloyd Webber has decided to auction off a piece of rare art to benefit his arts and culture foundation.
The rare Pablo Picasso piece comes from the artist’s blue period and is considered the most highly estimated work of art to be offered at the Christie’s auction in June. The painting was completed in 1903 and is titled Portrait of Angel Fernandez de Soto (The Absinthe Drinker).
The auctioneers estimate that the piece will go for as much as 40 million pounds ($60.9 million)!
In a recent interview, Boy Georgeclaims while attending one of her concerts, Lady GaGa requested his autograph… on her vagina! He explains:
“It was very brief when I met her, there were a lot of people in the room, it was all a bit chaotic. I haven’t been around that kind of circus in years!
I was like, ‘Oh my God!’ You know, I’ve been that woman!’ So it was very interesting to be on the outside looking in. She was very sweet. She asked me to sign her vagina.”
After much sailing around the globe accompanied by her boy toy, Paris Hilton is back stateside, and last night she appeared in public for the first time since her homecoming, going to a restaurant for dinner.
Obviously even sex-crazed celebrities have to eat, so that’s no news. The fact that Paris Hilton’s boobs are twice the size they used to be, is. We don’t know if she got implants during her stay in Brazil, or if she was wearing an overfilled water bra last night. But the truth be told, those bad boys were looking extremely big, and if you’ve watched Paris Hilton’s sex tape, you know that nature didn’t exactly bless her in the boob department.
No matter the cause for her enhanced cleavage, let’s hope she ends her current good-girlfriend period and shows us some meat very soon. We’ve miss it!
Playmate of the Year 2004 Carmella DeCesare Garcia is exercising some serious face control … because the model’s suing a Cleveland nightclub for using her image without asking first.
In a lawsuit filed in Cleveland, 27-year-old DeCesare claims a local nightclub named “Sin” plastered her face all over a flier without her permission … and more importantly, without paying her a dime.
Club owner Gordon Stojkowski tells us, “I have no idea about this lawsuit.”
DeCesare — who marriedformer Cleveland Browns QB Jeff Garcia in 2007 — wants at least $25,000 in damages.
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